um, this floating hedgehog video makes me rethink EVERYTHING

"I think he likes how the water looks from underneath." That is exactly the kind of thing I would say. The constant commentary of southern-accented baby talk from these ladies just makes all my sensibilities go in a tizzy.

Other highlights:

"that's what happens to people who fall asleep in the water, they get sunburned. Do you want to get sunburned by the bathroom light?"

"be careful not to get water in your ears"