holy shit

it's all relative

From Jezebel:

Photoshop of Horrors

A retoucher for Maxim Mexico went a little loco on this model's waist. The thing about it is that it's not just offensive for like obvious objectification reasons (because really, only objects like action figures or Barbies could ever be proportioned like that), but it's also just a completely piss poor job with the "liquify" tool. I took it upon myself to "fix" her waist, using the same liquify filter in Photoshop.

http://jezebel.com/5013922/photoshop-of-horrors

what? what are you looking at?

how to take care of anteater pets

"You should take your anteater for a walk once a day. You must put them on a leash even though they are tame, they might get interested under cars and then you might not be able to get them out again or they might climb trees without permishion. Put trainer on them . Not whenever you take them out. It seems to be comfortable for them. Again if it is cold put a t-shirt on them just in case. ; ) Take them to meadows bird sancutaries, parks but becareful people might panic. It's alot quieter and calmer when you take them to a quiet place. You'll enjoy it more and so will your pet. There will be tons of people looking at you or talking to you, bothering you.

Food, food, food that's the tricky part with pets. Well I go out in the yard and look for ants (sometimes) or you can let them find ants themselves. It's better to let them do it, that way they don't get too lazy. I make soup for them (special soup: fruits , vegtables , ants , cheese. ) Usually I make some soup for them . They just adore advocadoes and blue cheese."

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empathetic astronomy

Astronomers Suggest Looking for Aliens That Have Already Found Us

hike

patrols things that grow

"A border patrol boat is an unusual boat that bumps other boats and makes them fly in the sky.

It patrols things that grow high up to the sky, they grow plants.

Border patrol boats have an unusual thing that they have jewelry to make necklaces and bracelets

and then they make glasses out of jewelry, and they make food and sweaters out of hay

then they make some heaters out of silver glasses"

-Micah's quote of the day

Oh, if only border patrol boats were guards of nature instead...